Wholly apart from the disturbing news about a life-threatening disease striking workers who are exposed to the chemicals commonly used to flavor food artificially, I stumbled upon the best name for a magazine ever. I bet it has millions of subscribers based on name alone.

THURSDAY, April 26 (HealthDay News) -- Eight cases of a rare and life-threatening form of lung disease have been discovered among those who worked in food flavoring plants in California between 2004 and 2007, a new study finds.

In addition, levels of lead are elevated among women who work in plants that make batteries, according to a second report in this week's issue of Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, a publication of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Having a copy of that lying around would get you more goth points that having the full Throbbing Gristle discography in your collection. More here.